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Video Game Review - The Land Beneath Us

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Anyone for Cyberpunk chess?  The followers of Geek Culture Reviews will already know that I do love a good roguelike. Yet, The Land Beneath Us somehow slipped me by. However, I’m quite glad that I didn’t have any prior expectations as this allowed me to dive into what FairPlay Studios have created without comparing it to the likes of Hades and Dead Cells .  Taking inspiration from Welsh mythology, The Land Beneath Us throws you into a cyberpunk world that reminded me more of Tron than the Welsh countryside. I won’t try to unpack what the narrative here is as a lot of it did go over my head. From what I do understand you work with a friendly AI to venture across the digital realm of Annwn. Across the journey, you’ll have to defeat the Seven Lords to save The Creator.  My only real gripe with The Land Beneath Us does come from its complicated narrative. At no point did I feel particularly invested in the protagonist’s journey. And aside from knowing about its Welsh ori...

Video Game Review - Mullet Madjack

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Your princess is in another castle… The best way to describe HAMMER95 ’s Mullet Madjack is a fever dream crossover between DOOM, 80’s anime, and every live-streaming platform there is. It’s a crazy boomer shooter that sees you attempting to rescue “the princess” as you face countless hordes of enemies, and an online audience who’s only excitement is seeing you obliterate everything in reckless abandon. With ten seconds on the clock, Mullet Madjack is a rollercoaster ride of bullet hell and speed-running delights.  Set in the not to distant future, humanity is in need of that latest dopamine rush. Finding most entertainment now boring, if it’s not exciting in 10 seconds then that’s it, game over. As consumers battle to score their latest hit, a super rich AI known as “Robillionaires” has taken over the world. In true “evil robot” style this AI is as corrupt and evil as they come (move over Skynet) and as such has enslaved humanity in their own constant need of consumer entertainme...

Video Game Review - Crow Country

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A hauntingly beautiful theme park survival horror… Created by SFB Games , Crow Country is a retro-inspired survival-horror. Taking the role of Mara Forest you’ll face your darkest fears as you search for the elusive Edward Crow. Last seen within his now dilapidated theme park, Crow’s current situation is unknown. As Mara pulls her car up to the now rusted park gates you get the distinct feeling that this isn’t going to be a simple investigation. In fact even after the credits roll the creeping dread doesn’t let you go.  In terms of introducing we’re not really given one. Instead we first take control of Mara as she arrives at the Crow Country theme park. Due to a spate of incidents the park has recently closed and its once prestigious rides and mascots have started to decay. As mentioned previously, Mara is in search of the parks owner Edward Crow in an attempt to find out what exactly happened to cause the parks closure.  Keeping with the traditions of the genre, Crow Countr...

Comic Book Review - 2000 AD Prog #2382

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Beware Iron Teeth… Well, well, well guess who's s back on Tharg’s thrill ride through the glorious thrill verse that is the 2000 AD weekly Prog?  Yeah, if you haven’t guessed already I’m talking about myself. While it’s been a good few months since I last wrote a review on the Prog, it’s not to say that I’ve not been feverishly enjoying what la been on offer over the last few months. But enough about me, let’s dive in and see what Tharg and his Droids have in store for us!  Cover duties for Prog #2382 belong to Nick Percival who gives us a hauntingly detailed look at what to expect when he teams up with Ken Niemand for their new Judge Dredd strip “ Iron Teeth”.  Underneath that gorgeous wraparound cover it’s business as usual. Joining Dredd this week is the finale to the current Aquila arc, Arthur Wyatt and Pye Parr return with Intestinauts, the galaxy is still at war in Proteus Vex , and there’s more sci-fi goodness with Brink .  Judge Dredd: Iron Teeth (Ken ...

Re:Play: Episode #5 - Star Wars Rebel Assault II: The Hidden Empire

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Terrible gameplay, poor CGI , and even worse acting, Rebel Assault II has it all… Welcome to episode #5 of Re:Play, a series where I look back at a video game or comic book that I have fond memories of to see if it holds up to my past experiences. So far we’ve dived into Alien Vs. Predator: War, Xenoblade Chrioncles, Star fox, and Rogue Trooper, with each being a mixed bag of nostalgic-filled fun.  This time I’m heading to that galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Rebel Assault II: The Hidden Empire . I first experienced Rebel Assault II back in the days of the original PlayStation. My middle brother still lived at home and while he was at work, his PlayStation console and game library was mine to control. While we didn’t actually own Rebel Assault II, my now defunct local video rental store did. Thankfully during one weekend visit the game was in stock and for £1.99 it was mine for two nights! As I raced home on my imitation BMX I couldn’t wait to dive into the world of X-Wings, R...